Any Bitch's Husband Has To Cook Author:J. Wilde If he is hungry ... — or she is hungry ... — or the kids are hungry ... — or company is coming for dinner ... — Because she is probably busy — working out ... — or getting a facial ... — or tanning ... — or shopping ... — Or (more likely) — She is working ... — or taking care of the kids ... — or volunteering ... — or doing carpool ... — or painting the brown... more » paneling he had to have ...
or scraping the acoustic off the ceiling.
She isn't lazy; cooking just isn't at the top of her list.