Baby Sitter's Guide by Dennis the Menace Author:Hank Ketcham, Bob Harmon \What you gotta know about different kinds of kids: — The Hungry Kid: This kind is always trying to swipe a cookie or something. About all you can do is try and grab the stuff away. but watch your fingers. — The Won't Stay in Bed Kid: You can put him ni bed, turn out the light and he'll beat you downstairs. This kind of kid is not ba... more »d; he's just not sleepy.
The Thirsty Kid: This kind is very common...for some reason water tastes a million times better at night than any other time.
The Crybaby: Very hard to take. Cries even when there's nothing to cry about. He enjoys it. If I was sitting with one of these teary types I'd smack him...What have you got to lose? He's already crying.
For more such valuable information on this andother important parts of babysitting, see inside. The best book anybody ever wrote about babysitting. I oughta know. I wrote it. --Dennis« less