1000 Crazy Jokes for Kids Author:Michael Johnstone From side-splitters to monsters, knock-knocks, waiter humor, silly rhymes and loony limericks, classroom cut-ups, and more, here are 1,000 jokes that kids of all ages will love to laugh out loud to. And their parents will too! — Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys? — He was playing by ear. — Waiter! Wait... more »er! Do you have chicken legs?